June 2012
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shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
May 29th
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misanderysoncooper: i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
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May 12th
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STFU, Conservatives: Rep. Joe Barton defends cuts... →
abaldwin360: On Wednesday, MSNBC’s Martin Basir invited Rep. Joe Barton to discuss an upcoming vote in the House that would slash funding for, among other things, Meals on Wheels, and school lunches for poor children. Barton, some of you may recall, was the dipshit congressman who…  I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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there’s seinfeld on 2 different channels, 30 rock, and how i met your mother all on right now. i dont know what to do
May 10th
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tumblr is quality today. glad to have internet back
May 10th
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The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro this might be the best thing ever
May 10th
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Listensoundlyawake: johnman: tessanetting: ...
May 10th
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April 2012
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Reverse Dictionary →
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“Some people are uncomfortable with silences. Not me. I’ve never cared much for...”
– Miranda July (via nirvikalpa)
Apr 13th
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“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion,...”
– - Dave Barry (via pomegranatesonapeachtree)
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