because I want this on my blog again.
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For God gave his only begotten book to be used as a microwave safe dish.
Papa John 3:16
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
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(Source: icanread, via shapedlikewords)
