var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-18775314-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @gordonbleu)http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b54010223fbd679c55f6f46016c5530b/tumblr_mm4ur6l2Om1s1vt4mo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b4a3d9fa9185b1f74ddcee0178aa3a2/tumblr_mm4ur6l2Om1s1vt4mo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f78dcd15d2417bcf474c68d81bb0ae62/tumblr_mm4ur6l2Om1s1vt4mo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12139aaffbdfb394c3b0d88f8bcd8f27/tumblr_mm4ur6l2Om1s1vt4mo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/50354110145http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/50354110145Mon, 13 May 2013 14:12:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ac10adb534dc3cc092bc5e527850c71/tumblr_mmb12dGqFy1rdzuduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/post/49650002040/weve-got-some-corrections-over-here-at-fox">nbcsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>We’ve got some corrections over here at Fox & Friends:</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Most women have only two breasts.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Actual crows do have feet.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Pot pie is legal in every state.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The California wildfires are not a soccer team.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The NRA is not a branch of government.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Plan B birth control is not masturbating.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Croquettes are not female crocodiles.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Syria is not Arabic for “serious.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Smurfs are not elected.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Smurfs are not appointed.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Smurfs are cartoons.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">4 and 3 are not basically the same thing.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Rock beats scissors.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes.</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49669359065http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49669359065Sun, 05 May 2013 05:26:47 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kBNZ2krjPa0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sevenlittledevils.tumblr.com/post/49187962481/whatever-youre-expecting-i-promise-its-not-what">sevenlittledevils</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49349352548http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49349352548Wed, 01 May 2013 05:53:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dcd867d3eacccaf95fc4f41d1ba994a/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58f816a548fdce68280c2b987c176d56/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1e362e2a322a0c391ad13323077be12/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbfc8d4ca8d19b102c4459553e51719d/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d22f1d73b7de9cb84f248b735a464449/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0ee0cc7dd23756c8fe86856500fcbcb/tumblr_mlhpagBAqH1qlvie8o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49252214805http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49252214805Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:21:15 -0400“Wearing a hijab isn’t inherently liberating – but neither is baring one’s breasts. What is liberating is being able to choose either of these things. It’s pretty ludicrous to think that oppression is somehow proportional to how covered or uncovered someone’s body is. Both sides of this argument present a shallow understanding of women’s empowerment, which only drowns out the substantive challenges facing all women – issues that cannot be encapsulated in a debate about a piece of fabric.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>Sara Yasin, </span><span></span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/04/24/is-the-hijab-worth-fighting-over/in-hijab-debate-a-weak-vision-of-feminism">“On Both Sides, a Weak Vision of Feminism,”</a><span> NYT Debate: Is the Hijab Worth Fighting For?</span> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muslimwomeninhistory.tumblr.com/">muslimwomeninhistory</a>)</em>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49251291740http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/49251291740Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:51:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a54458111aca9b932cb9e994276c05ad/tumblr_mfhrp4Lr1W1rdvztso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://recordsandcigarettes.tumblr.com/post/48545495651/1-indsey-the-only-known-video-footage-of-anne">recordsandcigarettes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1-indsey.tumblr.com/post/40395226962/the-only-known-video-footage-of-anne-frank-i">1-indsey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>The only known video footage of Anne Frank</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. </p> <p>If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/48762868983http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/48762868983Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:24:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c31eb1cf7096c397155a2da67606b993/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4bcbf1d15e8c81bab97059f42ef8f61/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/077d970c904b31f25cc3eec17af5a7bd/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea79d4fa14ab7a9c0da464cb183e1372/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5da80f2406a56c7090345319e7dee08d/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62bdb024ac34ac3e62264eef2d3e96a2/tumblr_mkciumf4Th1r5zq6ao6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46899753355http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46899753355Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:33:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77ae9bf5b5223deb34470ce0a2ddfa8a/tumblr_mkfu6bBPdE1r3s5n0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46894558021http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46894558021Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:34:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f97076f2201ab791d6a779f96faf3e6/tumblr_mk4ogiXTqx1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46889599191http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46889599191Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:36:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d1b77688d70c60da6b4f1c11c42851d/tumblr_mkfiaooELb1r1vzzeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46887068493http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46887068493Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:06:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cc92bed687ab0840cb8067bef251dc8/tumblr_mjo3a1E7sA1qj26eao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/46830262820/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46884565412http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46884565412Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:37:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be6567ced2e98de3146ab923f5adc65c/tumblr_mkh41gpryq1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46882047154http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46882047154Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:07:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d5c96b336c39f226a7133845be47fe4/tumblr_mkduhfquWY1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46879512994http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/46879512994Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:38:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99d6f23be7991606b5300b22303bc045/tumblr_mj1f5iDqUo1r1vzzeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thats-so-me.me/post/44539977761/http-onehandedabortionisttwerker-tumblr-com">thats-so-meme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onehandedabortionisttwerker.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://onehandedabortionisttwerker.tumblr.com/">http://onehandedabortionisttwerker.tumblr.com/</a></a> submitted</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44696881294http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44696881294Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:55:31 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F81761778&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.thecoquette.net/post/44599922674">coketalk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jennyowenyoungs.tumblr.com/post/44591946487/call-me-maybe-head-like-a-hole-mashup"><strong>Call Me Maybe / Head Like A Hole mashup.</strong></a></p> <p><em>Are you fucking kidding me?</em></p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44610195199http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44610195199Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:13:18 -0500<img src="http://assets.tumblr.com/images/content_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I remember seeing this on nickelodeon one time</p>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44609970909http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44609970909Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:03:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/986744cf80bdf23b8b610243788cf345/tumblr_misffoebyj1r4efzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44204245105http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44204245105Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:28:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39f8eda50e9b41dea4b7a1f58194e388/tumblr_mirh62a5qS1rsaztdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://your-virgin.tumblr.com/post/43996773690/gerardwaygay-why">your-virgin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gerardwaygay.tumblr.com/post/43994605755">gerardwaygay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ualwaysdoubleknotyourshoelaces.tumblr.com/post/43967953628/sheeran-usa-im-sorry-this-isnt-ed-but-i-peed"> </a></p> </blockquote> <p>Why</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44202816686http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44202816686Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:59:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbpxd5Dzq1rgvkwuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44201183303http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44201183303Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:29:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e912d82a1987e2bcd54bd6dbe9020d1/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b2ad8150e4a97fafabb67e73af43c55/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e96985ac251740a63c09ff922446a0b4/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a99cb5982a925cd4338ca3d7f014df9f/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a61508d3eac95c4316484779fd2bf30b/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bde95b758f9b386039187efe12d0d715/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/236195db6b0aee4db21bf5ff8c36c201/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f56b111cd9681c3155d61eaa9bd71ef/tumblr_miump4eoEi1qb5gkjo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deluxury.tumblr.com/post/44137459468/whatwouldtravisdo-baikmeacake-love-it-oh">deluxury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatwouldtravisdo.tumblr.com/post/44137280092/baikmeacake-love-it-oh-these-are-fantastic">whatwouldtravisdo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baikmeacake.tumblr.com/post/44116846183/love-it">baikmeacake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>love it</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, these are fantastic.</p> </blockquote> <p>Navi! Lol</p> </blockquote>http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44197444083http://gordonbleu.tumblr.com/post/44197444083Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:31:14 -0500